Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s
health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring
at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a
30-minute aerobics workout” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany,
reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male
outpatients-half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the
other half told to refrain from doing so.

The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood
pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery
disease. “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
circulation,” explains Dr. Weatherby. “There’s no question: Gazing at
breasts makes men healthier.” “Our study indicates that engaging in this
activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.
We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life
four to five years.”

…So Ladies, help the “men,” bare your breasts today…