There’s a list of health benefits when you quit smoking, and this *isn’t* it, but a list of my own observations of additional benefits…

1 day: Amazement; tiny bit of optimism peeks thru the gloom
2 days: Teeth get whiter
3 days: Thought occurs: (Is this possible?? Maybe this is do-able????)
4 days; Five seconds pass without thinking of smoking.
5 days: Hair starts to thicken
7 days: Brain puts in very short, brief appearance
9 days: Found your car.

10 days: Whites of the eyes start to lose that bloodshot-look
12 days: Can exhale without coughing
14 days; ‘Certain’ energy levels scale new heights,
15 days, Viagra discarded.
16 days. Cat comes out from under the house, missing since quit.
17 days: You sign up for a health club.
3 weeks: Hair starts getting curly; & shiny, perms, setting
unnecessary.
1 month: wrinkles start falling off
5 weeks: Mensa invites you to join.
6 weeks: The ominous Dark cloud stops following & disappears from view
7 weeks: Complete strangers flirt with you.
8 weeks; Taxes are lowered
2 months; Ticker-tape parade held in your honor in your home town.
9 weeks: You hit a 300-yard drive.
10 weeks: You get to buy new clothes
3 Months: RK sends you on vacation to Spain
4 months: You send RK on a vacation to Spain.
5 months: RK sends you a bull from Spain.
6 months: President declares a national holiday commemorating your
quit.
1 year: You get keys to a Lexus, and a magical hot-tub appears out of
nowhere, with your Buds saving you a spot.