Dead Man Declares: Health Care in Canada OKish

Socialist health care is just swell. If you are not willing to wait
six months for an operation or an examination or deal with a sloppy,
inefficient monopoly run for the benefit of the unionized help by
paying 50% of your income, fuck off said Dr. Michael Rachlis, head of
the Hard of Thinking Tank, right next to the privately run abortion
clinic in downtown Lostville, SK.

NDP Leader Alexa McDonough said she believes there is a crisis in
health care. “The right wingers are feasting on the health-care crisis
for the very purpose of cannibalizing our universal health care system
and privatizing it, she said.”

(Editorial note: health care is run for and by socialists. Given the
billions in annual funding, the monopoly they enjoy, why aren’t things
better? Because of the provincial governments, of course. Like the BC
NDP, the SK NDP and the rest of the statist governments Canadians keep
electing.) If we just had more socialism, everything would be swell.
If I could just get the key to liquor cabinet, I would not have an
alcohol problem said the alcoholic.)

The Ontario Medical Association said, however, that patients
experience “extreme problems” daily in accessing health care.

“They are not only waiting far too long for emergency care, cancer
care and heart surgery, but are even being sent out of the country for
treatment,” OMA president Dr. Albert Schumacher said. “Patients and
their families, physicians, nurses and other health-care professionals
all have daily first-hand experience with the serious lack of human
resources, medical technology and hospital beds in the health-care
system.”

So if you like high priced, shitty service, just stay here. If you
want good health care, get an abortion, in a private clinic.